The people who get it.
Interviewer: Black history month you find…
Morgan Freeman: Ridiculous.
Interviewer: Why?
Morgan Freeman: You’re going to relegate my history to a month?
Interviewer: Oh, come on.
Morgan Freeman: What do you do with yours? Which month is white history month?
Interviewer: (pause) Well, I’m Jewish.
Morgan Freeman: Okay. Which month is jewish history month?
Interviewer: There isn’t one.
Morgan Freeman: Oh, oh. Why not? Do you want one?
Interviewer: No.
Morgan Freeman: Right. I don’t either. I don’t want a black history month. Black history is American history.
Interviewer: How are we going to get rid of racism?
Morgan Freeman: Stop talking about it.
Morgan Freeman FOR GOD.
MORGAN FREEMAN FOR GOD.
Morgan Freeman for everything
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Anonymous
To sum up our relationship. Michelle.
- and that you’re fat and that you need to lose weight and that you’re gross and you’re not the woman she married
- She never does anything special for me
- We never do anything fun anymore
- she used to take me dancing twice a week
- now she only talks to me when she asks me to make her a sandwich
- “maybe if you weren’t such a fat cow and didn’t step on my toes every time”
- Well MAYBE if SOMEONE wasn’t too busy looking at the waittress to watch out for my fat toes!!
- Well MAYBE if someone gave me my weekly HJ I wouldn’t have to think about other women
- Why the fuck do I have to do all the work around here, hmm? You’ve got two hands! And you only ever want one when I’m watching my shows
- JUst let me watch desperate housewives once a week
- okay?
- It’s not my those plastic whores get me hot. They’re asking for it. And for your information I do use my own two hands. A least they’re not the size of hams.
